May 2013
epic-humor:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
screwu anons
I’m so gassy 2nite! Hope the misses can deal
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My cat wanted to drink from the fountain of youth… “Ahhhh” she got some poop in there as well
Is that a chocolate chip? Yum
dingoinnuendo:
jellyguy:
dingoinnuendo:
thats not what i was searching google for
im pretty sure this was searching for you
Watchmastuhbate:
I CANT BREATYHE OMG
jack-brocallahan:
lexicution3r:
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
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sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
rnedia:
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
jesuschristvevo:
hey-its-ray:
jesuschristvevo:
pen15 ;) lms if u get it, only 18+ will understand xD
I’m 14 and I know what it means..
nooo….. ur wrong„ only 18+
multipack:
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
icegrill:
brainfried:
remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”
that shit fucked me up
and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent
i was like “damn……”
i brought this line up once and my friend said “yeah wayne go off u ever notice when u eat lasagna its pretty quiet there’s no crunching or chewing” i was like my nigga
